Friday, October 17, 2008

Campaign Fiction


Joe the Plumber

So it seems that Joe the Plumber is not really a plumber at all, or a registered voter, or a guy who pays his taxes, or anyone with a shred of dignity or integrity. So it should be no surprise that such a shameless cretin would be shilling for a GOP hopeful.

But fear not readers! You know well that my genius was at work 25/8 hunting out the true identity of Joe the Plummer. My sources have provided me with evidence of who this creature really is. Below is a photograph that I have produced, showing a much younger Joe the Plumber.

Behold!

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