Saturday, January 12, 2008

The man with the bent head

She wobbled toward me

The woman with a cigarette

Trapped between crackled lips

She was quivering

Like a small furless dog

And her breath was raspy

Because the man

Came back for his laundry

“You can’t miss him” she
croaked

“His head bends funny”

So now I sit quietly and wait

For the man with a bent head

Friday, January 4, 2008

List

1. kick ass

2. eat puddin'

3. shuck peas

4. free my inner burrito

5. not get lice

6. make the perfect martini

7. use a fork better

8. not cry at lunch

9. attend a lecture on prehistoric astronomy during which I will ask a series of rhetorical questions for which I will get several ums, shouldas, and maybes and then I will follow up with a discussion of a theoretical model that is founded on a postulation that has stated that aliens have visited Earth in hopes of determining the neoprolapsistic ventonation of a spiralled helio-galaxy perpindicular to the twin milky way galaxy, known as the sort-of milky way galaxy, and then after mild debate, I will follow through with nonsensical questioning intended to disarm a group of neoplatonists.