1. kick ass
2. eat puddin'
3. shuck peas
4. free my inner burrito
5. not get lice
6. make the perfect martini
7. use a fork better
8. not cry at lunch
9. attend a lecture on prehistoric astronomy during which I will ask a series of rhetorical questions for which I will get several ums, shouldas, and maybes and then I will follow up with a discussion of a theoretical model that is founded on a postulation that has stated that aliens have visited Earth in hopes of determining the neoprolapsistic ventonation of a spiralled helio-galaxy perpindicular to the twin milky way galaxy, known as the sort-of milky way galaxy, and then after mild debate, I will follow through with nonsensical questioning intended to disarm a group of neoplatonists.
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