Puppets

A fabled land exists where good mixes with evil to create an atmosphere of tranquility much like vodka mixes with white vermouth to create the sublime Martini. Puppets are revered as gods in this fabled land. To harm a puppet is to commit a grave crime that will result in eternal damnation. Puppets bring happiness; they bring sweet tears of ecstasy. Although some do fear puppets, the fear is simply self-loathing and ignorance of unfamiliar ways. Puppet hatred is a form of bigotry and brings shame and scorn to all puppet haters. Thus, remember, puppets are good because they make us laugh; keyboards are evil because they make us cry.