So al Qaida wants street vendors to keep the tomatoes separated from the cucumbers. It seems that these two vegetables/fruits are different genders, and they can't have the cukes looking up the skirts of those tomatoes. Really, people, what's going to happen here? Are we going to have illegitimate cucamatoes? Tomumbers? Will those willful and public whore tomatoes offend Allah? I would think al-Qaida guys would cover the female foods in veils and gowns or at least place them in the back of the fruit cart. But there's one problem: tomatoes and cucumbers are neither male nor female. The al-Qaida guys have placed sexual identities on these foods. Or somebody just made up a really bizarre story.
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