Create Your Own

(Appendix A)
What you will need:
Several scattered moonbeams (on the floor preferably)
Six voices from the street below—two singing, two laughing, one screaming, and one asking too many questions
A comfy chair large enough for a luxurious woman
One short skirt (be sure to place your hand on her thigh; linger)
(don’t think about baseball!)
Include rambling discussion of why you failed your metaphysics exam
Two narrative concoctions about the time you immunized poor people in Spain
One clever exposé revealing how kissing makes you unbelievably wonderful (be sincere)
Place lips where needed (an extremity works best: fingers, breasts, where the neck meets the shoulder, and so on)
Place contents in highball glass with ice
(Add bourbon)
Enjoy