Monday, November 3, 2008

Doug Henning



As you can see, Doug Henning escaped the great hippie roundup of ’72. Most likely, he used his powers of magic and illusion to foil the Nixon administration’s attempt to capture the hippies and sell them to China. Although he was “bummed” about this grave injustice, Henning would not use his arcane skills in retaliation. Vengeance was not his “trip.” No, he used his powers for peace and love and to make rainbows and stuff. Henning applied his magic to create muppets and to bring fairy tale creatures to life. His days of magic were numbered though. Tragically, he inadvertently turned himself into a magic mushroom while brainstorming with Peter Max for a book about groovy rainbows. Miss Piggy ate the mushroom.

1 comment:

vicki and benjamin said...

sir...i am speechless. all i can say is...sir.